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The cost of doing business.
Mon, 04 Aug 2008 at 10:46 PM
Q: WHO WINS?
A: The alien...damn, he's got a gun.
Ok, here's the thing. I was thinking about buying a derby
but I wasn't sure if it was the right life choice for me, so I asked my doctor about it.Me: Yo Doc! You think I could pull off a derby hat, yo?
Doc: I don't believe we've met.
That wasn't exactly the answer I wanted. The answer I wanted was yes, so I asked a hat salesman.
Me: Yo Hatman! You think I could pull off a derby hat, yo?
Hatman: I don't believe so.
I was crushed. Devastated. Hurt. I was flabbergasted. I was...hungry. So I went to Burger King
Me: Yo Burger Punk! Think I could pull off a der...ahem. Yo Burger Punk! Think I could pull off a number 2 combo minus the onions?
Burger Punk: Have it your way.
Whoa...I was blown away by that answer to be sure. I almost threw up my breakfast. I paid for the food and then ate that food that was paid for previously. Afterwards I asked Burger Punk
Me: BUUUUUUUUUURRRRGGEERRRRRR PUUUUUUNNNNNNKKKKKK!
Burger Punk: Yes?
Me: Give me one derby hat!
Burger Punk: Have it your way.
There it was again. The golden calf of answers.
Me: I WANT TO HAVE IT MY WAY!
I had it my way...I had it my way, every way, derby hat or not.
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